How have I never seen The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas before now? S'like a live action Chuck Jones cartoon written by R. Crumb. -Tweeted5 hours ago
Not that I had anything to do with it, but I feel the need to apologize to all men everywhere for the horrific #DogDicer commercial. #ouch -Tweeted6 hours ago
The Two Fat Ladies would kick ass on twitter. I miss those broads. #winethoughts -Tweeted6 hours ago
I have decided to be "that person," and by "that person," I mean the one who is wearing pajamas at the bank. Pants be damned. I'm free! -Tweeted2 years ago
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